quixoticWoodpecker

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Seriously??? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what if we gave each dinosaur an oxygen mask?

Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Slugs do not work that way! Good night!

Magnetism only feels like magic, because we don't have biological sensors for it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Insane Clown Posse would like to have a word with you

"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Alien drunk drivers 👽🍺

The crew is in safe hands in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics.

I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.