If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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It's a cool fun fact regardless of whether it's relevant to comedic value
He does look dead inside.
IDK...you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that's not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.
Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.
I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.
What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!
Slugs do not work that way! Good night!
Wait, you're Mirror Stamets?
Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?
Only if I'm in the Prime Universe. Everything is naturally darker in the mirror universe.
Is it basically pitch black there these days, then?
Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh
Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
A comma makes this two very different sentences.
Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
Or
Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying
Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)
I'm getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?
Good morning to you, too.
Good old Sam