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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can't talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It's a cool fun fact regardless of whether it's relevant to comedic value

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

He does look dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

IDK...you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that's not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.