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You don't pay for Photoshop because you can't afford it

I don't pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

Having productive workers isn't a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they'll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don't expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

Ernest Vincent Wright: "Hold my beer"

Just try not to swallow the fly. I've heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done

Cucumber is a fruit though

I'd be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they're collecting from your payees.

:quit!, :qa!, ZQ

The question specifically asked for "the command to quit Vim without saving"

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

Back when I was a student, the auto-flush sensors on the toilets at my university were so sensitive that I could trigger an accidental flush just by leaning forward about 10°. Just the subtle variations in my normal sitting posture could sometimes trigger as many as five flushes before I even started wiping. It was so bad I started carrying a pad of post-it notes in my pocket so I could cover the sensor before sitting down.