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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Easy fix, just make a snow woman!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Without any natural predetors

Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called "The entire Sun"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

that's how they figured out they're not gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I don't get it, why wasn't the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

oh no nudity so traumatising

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hot take

Intended or not, nice pun 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?