slurpeesoforion

I wish he'd go to Mexico and run his mouth.

That debt and no real direction in life was why I dropped out before it became insurmountable.

It does me less harm for the debt to be forgiven than pursued.

Vatnik Jesus?

You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.

What was that? Aiding and abetting America's enemies?

Kid Rock, the spiritual successor to Ted Nugent.

They have an agenda. They don't care about the question so long as they can turn it to the subject they want to talk about.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy's approval.

Viva la France

Larry

Maybe the time I was headed to lunch with a friend. There was a Mexican restaurant we frequented in a strip mall with a gas station at the end closest to an intersection. We have the green light to cross the intersection as we approach when a shootout occurs at the gas pumps. We were going to turn in right next to the pumps, but my friend geared up and floored it. Yes, geared up. In a diesel. He spent another 15 minutes escaping the danger before asking where we should eat. I told him the safest place was probably at the Mexican place as every cop in town was likely in route.

Give you three guesses what color the bears are.