thefartographer

Lots of experimenting

I'm sure someone has. It probably tastes like popcorn or something

Why... Wh- what? Do you sweat blood?

They didn't call themselves People for the Gentle Handing of Historical Artifacts and they have yet to destroy or murder a single thing they've claimed to be interested in protecting...

I'd hate for future generations to miss out on seeing those things. It sure would be a shame for fires, floods, storms, or mass die-offs to spoil that.

What's the point in preserving history if there's no guarantee of a future?

You think that's some copium, watch this:

When you're a child having a sick-day, you get to stay home from school and watch TV, which is absolutely 💯. What temperature do you need to have to get a sick-day? 100°

In foreign units, 100° is the temperature at which water boils. What has boiling water ever done for anyone? Literally nothing. But in freedom units, water boils at 212°. 212 is a palindrome and palindromes are so cool, they could be classified as 💯. As we all know, 100 is the coolest number, which is why that's how high grades go.

Finally, using USA standards, calculating calories in food merely requires measuring how much energy is required to raise 3.5 oz water 1.8° F by burning the food and then dividing by 1000. Using your weird unpatriotic methods, you'd have to measure how much energy is required to raise 100 grams of water 1° C by burning the food and then not dividing by anything??? Sounds lame!

Someone give me a Gatorade, those mental gymnastics were a hell of a workout

SedaGIVE?!?

Which is why it's often found on men. Also frequently on women

Weenus

I'll have what he's having

Well, of course. If it's described as "really good," I think we can assume it fits.

If it doesn't fit or proves too be too painful, I guess that falls more towards "disappointing," but that feels like a misnomer