toomanypancakes

I don't know what I expected, but it definitely wasn't that!

I only speak two languages: English and bad English.

Super Metroid because it's amazing, and Castlevania Symphony of the Night for the same reason. I may be biased because those are two of my favorites ever but I swear they legit hold up.

Alone time 😉

Majoras Mask, Perfect Dark, Jet Force Gemini, Tony Hawks Pro Skater, and Goemons Great Adventure are some of my all time favorites.

I hope they can get some reforms through, take some power away from the Republicans who own justices. I don't have a lot of hope, but maybe this time there's cause for some?

She gives me hardcore opossum vibes

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

She has a hella spotty record on trans rights, I'm really not more thrilled with her than I would have been with biden. Unfortunately, the alternative is worse by far, so my hands are pretty much tied to vote for her if she's the nominee. One is pretending to care at present, the other explicitly wants to eliminate us from public life.

Someday in my lifetime, it'd be really nice to get a president that clearly cares about everyone in the population. And while I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony.

Maria Branyas.

I think age is important, and Biden just didn't have the necessary life experience to be a successful candidate 😉

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go "aaaaaahh!"