Janeway: Let me tell you, it's unwise to enter heated scientific debate with a Wookiee...
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I would have preferred a debate with Professor Kashyyyk.
Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.
I'll second the people who say you shouldn't be making gear decisions for someone who's into their hobby. That said, there are things you can do beyond simple gift cards.
Sleeves of balls. If you don't want to risk a surprise, go check what she's already got. I haven't played a round of golf in almost twenty years, but they're effectively consumables, so even if you don't get her the dream ball she's after, they'll get used up on casual rounds or drops after going into a water hazard, that sort of thing.
Personalized ball marker for putting greens. This can be done really cheap if you have access to a laser cutter or 3D printer, and could go really well as a "sweetener" to personalize a gift card style purchase. Even if it doesn't become her main marker, it'll likely live in her bag and make her smile without taking up much space.
Same for tees, though you're more likely to have to get thought from elsewhere. Just take a quick peek in her bag again to see the length and material (wood or plastic) she prefers. These are also consumable, but the initial drive from the tee is a more controlled shot so she's more likely to want her preferred style.
Experiences: time at a Top Golf style place or traditional driving range, pre-paid greens fees for some nice course nearby or one of her favorites, lessons (if and only if she's mentioned it!). Does she have a favorite golfer or is she into internet culture surrounding golf? If so, you might find a Cameo from a minor celebrity is a surprisingly memorable purchase.
Time: Has she implied that she'd like to share this hobby with you? If so, volunteer to go with her and treat her like the expert she is. Has she not asked, but you are a person in her life who can make demands on her time? If so, then explicitly give her more time, including some that you would normally claim.
I assume some morally bankrupt midwestern professional class types were involved, possibly also with laundering money in a riverboat casino.
Normally I wouldn't love indulging in ad hominem attacks, but he's built an entire political strategy around them, and this I think hits that sweet spot where it's adopting the technique, including the impossibility of logically refuting it, without stooping to the same level of pure meanness and implicit sanctioning of violence.
"If they go low, we dip down just a little bit to tell them how creepy that is."
It won't satisfy the likes of Trump or Mike Johnson, obviously, but "enough energy to be president for six months" and "enough energy to be president for six months and simultaneously run a presidential campaign capable of winning" is not a particularly difficult distinction to draw, IMHO.
Me in Forza Horizon 2...
Meowchiatto
Seems to be from a 1970s edition of a book of Russian folk poems for children, possibly collected by Korney Chukovsky, but I'm not sure. A translated version is online, and I don't see any agenda on the webpage, but I'm flying blind here:
Mine has insisted on being a car rider. Okay then, well I figured out that leaving late minimizes my time in line. I am not looking to get there 30 minutes early only to pick her up five minutes faster.
She's an only child anyway, being in the last ten percent of kids picked up (never last... that feels... excessive) just means a little longer actually interacting with peers.
Anybody at UI who can get access to those memos, LOL? That sounds catty and fun. I know Roddenberry never truly came around on TWoK, but IIRC he acknowledged it was well-made for what it was.