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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was told that if something dies from poison and you eat it then it is dangerous. But if something dies from venom and you eat it you will be okay.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are constantly moving the road and repaving as the land moves. My friend says a part of it is really steep now, cars take their time driving over it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Problem, science?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They need to do this in real time as he's trying to talk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Now go blow up the Kremlin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably went too hard too soon, and you didn't have time to get used to the activity- it takes months for your body to get significantly stronger. I tore my bicep tendon, I believe I just wasn't ready for the level of exertion. Similarly I would recommend warming up each session and starting with low effort / low exertion movements.

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(In a light rap style) Brothers and Butts

Hulk Hogan, out in the streets, Sun's blazin', burning his feet

"Brother I just want to find some pork if I can" "Hold up now, hold up with that brother stuff, man. We ain't sippin' sweet tea on the porch, understand?" Didn't realize these brothers ain't Hulkster's fans

Belly rumblin', pork on his mind, Walked in the shop, said "brother, can I find..." "In this cafeteria, call me Mr. Jackson, if you can" I guess these brothers weren't Hulkster's fans

Dudes heads turning, watching the man. Hulkster's confused, "don't I have a tan?" Maybe the pork got to my head, who knows? But "brother" here, sounds different, it flows

They say brother like me but I'm all in a twist Good food's good food, just can't be dismissed. Menu in hand pork sweat on my brow, This brother dispute needs to end now

Belly rumblin', pork on my mind, Walked in the shop, said "friend, can I find..." A mountain of ribs, a pulled pork cascade, It just kept on flowin Hulkster had it made

Better say partner or pal gotta watch my slang, One thing's for sure, this pork's the real thang!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

About ten years ago my girlfriend and I were driving late at night on the interstate and we got a flat tire. There wasn't much room to pull off the road and as I was having a hard time jacking the car up with traffic just a few feet away. I was about to give up when a truck pulled up behind us and the driver came over to help

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (21 children)

If you can't find something and you've looked everywhere, get a flashlight and look again while pointing the flashlight. It has worked for me every time.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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