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It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.
Yea, but did you pronounce that Essquel or Sequel?
Both in the same sentence just to fuck with people
In actuality I randomly switch between them. I am chaotic evil.
There is only one correct way to pronounce it. Everyone who pronounces it the other way is a moron.
What about the third way?
If they’re talking to me? Moron. If they’re talking to someone who pronounces it the other way? Unconventional comedic genius.
"Squirrel"
Squeal
"Squill"
Squirtle
Honestly, when I read your comment, my internal monolog said "Huh, Esckwell? Ohhhhhh"