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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (8 children)

It’s an addictive drug. Like Dennis Leary said, you could name them Death and make the packaging black with a skull and crossbones and people would buy two at a time.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is that why they are marketing water like this now?

I KNEW it was fishy. I'm going to stick to soda, vodka and beer instead, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's water for people who want to avoid alcohol in a crowd and don't want rando douchebags commenting on drinking water. That water saves a lot of headache for the user in the right circumstances and I will never fault it for that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I have also bought one of these with a beer cuz it’s in a can and survives my walk through the crowd and it’s not a plastic bottle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I feel like liquid death is so widely known now that the initial idea for it didn't work anymore. Still, I'm a hydrohomie so I'm so good peeps driving it but I'd personally rather just get some tap water with a tiny bit of cordial in it at a gig or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I really don't know how this brand is thriving. I can't tell if people are buying it ironically or buying it because they think it's edgy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's often the only water I see available at concerts these days. I mean it's fine, it tastes like water, and the can is more recyclable than plastic bottles.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They pay live nation a fortune to be the exclusive water. Love nation then charges $5+ a can

They do get immediately recycled though. At least in the venue I worked at

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

God I fucking hate it when I buy a can of water and it immediately turns into something else. Why did they sell me an instant recyclable can? I still need it to be a can, at least for a little bit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s true, not bashing the idea of water in a can, just makes me laugh that the brand is like “our product goes so hard” when it’s just water in a can. I guess product design can make all the difference. I would be more likely to buy it if it was like no name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Name_(brand) and was just SPRING WATER on a can

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a good option to have in settings where you don't want to drink but might get shit for not drinking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Jeez, I'd rather just not be in such a toxic crowd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You don't always get a choice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's always one asshole. One guy too bro to have someone not drinking, or one person who just wants you to have a good time and won't take no for an answer. Having something that looks mildly craft beer-like makes both of those scenarios less likely to occur.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I don't know what's worse - that these people exist or that there's a product specifically designed to fool them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Can survives the walk back through the crowd better IMO

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Naw for alcoholics

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

that packaging is fucking sick, god damn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I'm so glad I quit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

In fact, thats how people buy cigarettes in every country that isnt the US. And they still keep smoking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"you could put them in a black pack, with a skull and cross bones, called Tumors! And people would be lining up around the block going, "these things look great, I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up!"

Or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

We kinda did this in the UK. All generic black packaging is with knarly images.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The really addictive part isn't even the nicotine though, it's the several MAOI antidepressant compounds that are created when it gets burnt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's the nicotine.