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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I give myself knife hands over my body before going for the towel. Towel stays significantly more dry and I can use it several times before it needs a wash.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I've done this for years!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got ridiculed for doing this by my partner. I do it very quickly and vigorously, it just makes a ton of sense to me; I end up being dry faster and more efficiently than going straight to the towel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Sometimes it's okay to tell your partner to go fuck themselves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I just shake like a dog for a good 10 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can use it several times before it needs a wash.

Look at this guy over here, washing his towels.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

alt-text: relevant Dilbert

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That’s how you fuck up your towel mushroom harvest.