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Are you comfortable with front-end or backend? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Hello [XMunk], we'd like to thank you for your time here at this company and we understand this may come as a surprise but due to the current corporate 'right sizing' the company is undertaking we are sad to inform you of the cessation of your responsibilities. We wish you the best in your future endeavours and hope in the future you may rejoin our family. Due to internal performance reviews we understand that you are not eligable for severance benefits, but if you sign the attached forms we will be happy to help you out in receiving your Vacation pay.

Our best, BookBrokeCorp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Awesome, I look forward to my four months of severance!