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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"How many people have you slept with?"

"Funny you should ask...."

pulls out rollodex

"And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane.....ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!"