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Zelenskyy: Two more settlements in Russia's Kursk Oblast captured by Ukrainian forces (www.pravda.com.ua)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

2024: Ukraine has captured more and more russian territory.

2025: Ukraine bombs Moscow.

2029: Danny DiVito drunk drives tank in siberia.

Look man, the future won't ever make sense until you get there. If I saw you on the streets of NYC on 09/05/01, pointed to the skyline and said "Within a week, that skyline will look very different. There will be two less buildings. Completely gone!" You'd have said I was nuts. You'd tell me it would take YEARS to plan a deconstruction of a major building like that. Let alone two. No way they would be gone within a week! And yet....

So, I can't explain how we get there. I'll just say you should prepare for 5 years from now Danny Divito storming through siberia on a tank, drunk driving. And it totally makes sense at the time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

You picked the wrong person. I can picture Danny DeVito drunkenly driving a tank through Siberia now.

In fact, I'm not entirely convinced he isn't doing that at this exact moment, and you're just trying to distract us from the awesomeness currently going on.