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[–] [email protected] 143 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ah, you fell for one of the classic blunders: expecting your opponent to value logic and consistency in their opinions

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah my fault. You can't really expect them to treat logic with respect when they are balls deep in an altarboy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

As the below comments have shown, lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"The card says 'Moops'" (great video on this style of Internet "debate" that's only gotten worse since it was published)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is a good video. I found a transcript for people like me who prefer text: https://www.readtpa.com/p/innuendo-studios-card-says-moops-seinfeld

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

THANK YOU. I wish every YT video had this... I tried to resist watching the "voice over stock graphics" or "watching a guy with headphones and RGB lights on his bedroom wall" videos for a long time but they have long since supplanted what would've been a nice forum post, reddit self/text post, or blog entry.

I dread the day even these will become "part 1 of 5" tik tok/shorts or painfully broken into Twitter "threads" (I know we're already halfway there)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Watch out, that card will drink your bones

[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Eggs aren't fertilized and thus aren't embryos tho.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago (27 children)

I already checked they can eat fertilized eggs as well.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, unless people are eating Filipino Balut on a regular basis.... I don't think that the vast majority of eggs are fertilized.

I guess Balut is a good question and the island / city of Ilo Ilo is predominantly Catholic. So I could ask around lol. But honestly, I avoid that food. It just doesn't look right....

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I looked it up and it doesn't matter for the purposes of lent if it is fertilized or not

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could you give a source? Not calling you a liar just curious

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I don't see any specific mention of fertilized eggs in that page. I don't think it's safe to assume just because they don't explicitly mention it that the rule is the same.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean you say that but I'm pretty sure my mom's island is the only place in the world where fertilized eggs are eaten on a regular basis and also has a majority Catholic population.

And I've never heard of this situation really coming up. I'd expect the answer to be written in Ilocano as well.

How and where did you look this up?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I found out about it this week and just looked around online plus asked a Pinay friend.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe not anymore, but they were for thousands of years while this has been practiced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wrong. Eggs can be fertilized. Many people eat them without even realizing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's unlikely a factory farm would bother to have a rooster around after the hens start laying.

We're talking religion here, so I guess it could be a virgin fertilization...

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Logic in religion? Sorry, friend, but that's a no can do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, convincing anyone with facts and logic is pretty tough (and not just for me), religious or not.

Turns out, that's not how humans work most of the time...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

to paraphrase an interaction I saw screenshotted somewhere at some point:

"you can change people's opinions with facts"

"[link] here's a study saying that's incorrect"

"well I still think it works"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's not logically sound to try to convince someone that you can't change opinions on the internet. Either you fail or you prove yourself wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I only use the freshest IVF chicken eggs

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You don’t want the Catholic Church there. The bible differentiates between Fetus and children.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which is why it was such a controversy when the then pope declared that Catholics should not use contraception back in the 60ies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You realise how sexual morality is different from views on what constitutes a human being?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A lot of Christian sects are stupid, but I always found Catholicism particularly inconsistent about their own teachings, even more than Baptists.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The shampoo bottles:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Chickens aren't born, they hatch. /s

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