Completely fair, I would also be very upset if my cheesecake was ruined
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I love having the mental image of an ‘stralian getting out of his bedroom, gun in hand, yelling those little rascals are ruining his pet snake’s cheesecake
We don't really have guns here, so more like welding a cricket bat, and it's his pet huntsman spider thank you very much
Canberra home invasion
Wait... Was this in Animal Crossing?
Oh no! Did it crack?! Cheesecakes are a fickle mistress, shame on those intruders.
There used to be a group of Mormons around here that would knock on my door every other week to try and get me to go to their church. I'd told them at least 5 times that I really wasn't interested but they just kept showing up. Finally one day they knocked on the door while I was cooking lunch and I'd had it. I said "look fellas, I've told you already you're just wasting your own time here, and my taquitos are burning" and I slammed the door in their faces. That was the last time they ever stopped at my house lol
Nothing releases your primal, animalistic rage like protecting your food from strangers.