Why you all taking about your butts? I wear thongs in the summer. They're quick to slip on and pretty comfortable footwear.
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If your thongs are touching your anus, you're wearing them wrong.
Or you've fallen victim to LA CHANCLA.
NO MOM NOOOO
"Thong" can mean a type of sandal, also known as flip-flops, but it's also the name of a type of underwear or swimsuit bottom that's basically a string in the back.
I grew up calling flip flops "thongs", but as I got older, people were almost exclusively using that term for the underwear, so I switched terms to avoid confusion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip-flops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong
Why not spend a few bucks on a thong and find out?
because I don't want to waste money
it's only a waste if you don't like it...
It's only a waste of you don't learn something from it.
It's not a waste to find out you don't like something.
They're worth it if you get swamp ass. You don't really notice it after like a week of wearing them.
But, only get cotton or modal. The synthetic fabrics just hold moisture against your skin.
I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.
Yeah, agreed. Wool is definitely the best, but I've only been able to find one person, on etsy, who makes wool thongs for men, and they're like $45 a pair. Great quality, but pricy.
I plug for a couple days at a time every once in a while, honestly you stop noticing the outside contact after a couple hours. Then you forget it's there for the most part until you move and it grinds against your prostate and you're like "oh right this is nice" and you start doing kegels and leaking in your cage
Pronoun, this is a Wendy's.
Wen deez nutts? Around 8 pm
Lady, the question was "do thongs touch you butthole?"
Please tell whoever is holding the keys that a random on the internet said to let you cum, if not for your own sake then for the rest of ours.
Hahahahahahaha
Cage?
That's the first couple steps on a long and possibly terrifying road. Sometimes not knowing is more comfortable. You've been warned.
Wasn't bad at all. I was waiting for something much more intense. Chastity cage? Pfft.
Eh, it's not "terrifying" it's just a kink thing and it tends to get a lot of unwarranted negativity (imo because of insecure people). It's definitely not for everyone but, as with nearly all things sexual, it's never a bad idea to investigate things just to see if you're into it.
Chastity cage! =D
To help stop you jerking off. Getting super pent up and horny really really heightens anal for me, and it puts me in a fun subby headspace, even by myself
Is it true they play a G note when you fart?
Pop a pair on and report back to us
Turns out, D#
Uhm actshually it's Eb
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True, depends which Key you are in.
And it also depends which instrument you play
Yes. Itβs sexy underwear, not comfortable underwear
they serve a functional purpose of not showing underwear lines when wearing tight and/or thin articles of clothing. so not always just sexy underwear
Some people aren't afraid of their assholes.
Guy here, I've worn a few in my time and it's a lot like wearing a new ring on your finger, at first you notice it constantly, you feel it between your fingers and you notice when it moves, but eventually you forget it's even there. Exact same experience with thongs. After the initial sensory experience wears off its as present in your mind as the underwear you're currently wearing. It doesn't move much between the cheeks, and I can't say I've ever explicitly felt it shading my asshole.
Personally I'm not a fan of them because they don't provide the two things I wear underwear for, padding between my thighs so they don't chafe, and decency if I manage to cut it rip my pants while working. If I don't need to worry about those I'll just go commando.
Wash your ass, dude.
You realize most people ONLY wipe when they poop, ...right?
The bidet brigade has arrived π
"Either?"
That implies 2 and only 2 choices, we just letting this rock now? Last I heard that was transphobia.