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[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't see but definitely heard a woman getting hardcore railed in the next house over to the one we were in. We started joining in with the moaning and they slammed the window shut.

That's the closest I got to the touch of a woman that year.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Thats.... brutal. Nathan Explosion would approve.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you seen a window...on weed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Once I took enough weed that I was seeing through the window. It was far out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Open that dirty window

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Beeee the window

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actual window washer. Have seen:

-Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)

-Drugs

-Various sex toys

-One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Please lemmy know if you found one. 😀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I wish!

I came here to drink milk and search for the community... and I've just finished my milk. I'll report back if I find anything.

E: so far, all I found was [email protected], but it has 3 subscribers (including me) and only a few posts. We could enliven it, though!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So did I and also one of the few subs. 🥹

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I've never looked back; washed clean.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.