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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I remember seeing a DankPods video about a rice cooker with quote-unquote "AI rice" technology. Spoiler alert: there is no AI in there.

So... it's not even putting it in something where it's not useful, it's straight up false advertising.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

a simple "if" "then" algorithm

Corporate: (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ Is this AI?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They've been claiming things like rice cookers had AI for decades, so at least this isn't part of the current AI hype.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Give me Bluetooth rice or give me death

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Bluetooth rice should be blue and also should make your teeth blue (because blue tooth, get it?)

I suck at comedy.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Or even like modern wifi. I saw a vacuum with wifi capabilities. Do I really need to check my vacuum battery level from my phone?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you don't pay your monthly vacuum fee, Hoover will turn it off remotely.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unlock more power for an extra $4.99/month*

*warranty period reduced by 1 week per use of MaxPower mode

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Time to wrap my vacuum in tin foil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I saw a Bluetooth toothbrush that send reports to your phone on how good you brushed your teeth, like wtf?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It also send reports to they corporate overlords. Most probably anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm sure your health insurance would love to know the condition of your teeth to increase your rates.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TBH I use that to make sure my kids brush their teeth before the electronics get Internet in the morning.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Adding Bluetooth to a vacuum cleaner does make it suck more.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Like bluetooth. So, not particularly good even for the applications it's supposed to be used for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you are saying that AI today is like Bluetooth today

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I use Bluetooth all the time for speakers and headsets, also the PlayStation 3 controller was Bluetooth, so would that not mean AI will be a top of the line tool in 2 years? I personally don't use it for anything at the moment, but in 2003 Plantronics released Bluetooth headsets for corporate environments (IP phones usually still used to this day).

Seems like more of a we aren't sure where this tool is most useful yet, but it will be used by many people around us.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

I work for a fairly big IT company. They're currently going nuts about how generative AI will change everything for us and have been for the last year or so. I'm yet to see it actually be used by anyone.

I imagine the new Microsoft Office copilot integration will be used only slightly more than Clippy was back in the day.

But hey, maybe I'm just an old man shouting at the AI powered cloud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine works in marketing (think "websites for small companies"). They use an LLM to turn product descriptions into early draft advertising copy and then refine from there. Apparently that saves them some time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It saves a ton of time. I've worked with clients before and I'll put a lorem ipsum as a placeholder for text they're supposed to provide. Then the client will send me a note saying there's a mistake and the text needs to be in English. If the text is almost close enough to what the client wants, they might actually read it and send edits if you're lucky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Copilot is often a brilliant autocomplete, that alone will save workers plenty of time if they learn to use it.

I know that as a programmer, I spend a large percentage of my time simply transcribing correct syntax of whatever’s in my brain to the editor, and Copilot speeds that process up dramatically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

problem is when the autocomplete just starts hallucinating things and you don't catch it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you blindly accept autocompletion suggestions then you deserve what you get. AIs aren’t gods.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The problem with GenAI is the same as any system. Garbage in equals garbage out. Couple it with no tuning and it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Good GenAI can exist, but you need some serious data science and time to tune it. Right now that puts the cost outside of the “do it by hand” realm (and by quite a bit). LLMs are useful given that they’ve been trained on general human writing patterns, but for a company to be able to replace their functions with highly specific tasks they need to develop and push their own data sets and training which they don’t want to spend the money on.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

is it just me who hasn't ever had any bluetooth problems?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Quite possibly. I don't think I've ever had any Bluetooth device work without hiccups. My old earbuds used to disconnect or lose pairing all the time. A couple of game controllers I have only worked intermittently for years. My phone is always losing connection in our car. I've ironed out some of the problems, but I've never had Bluetooth just work for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Bluetooth is like the SpongeBob "repeating then saying something different" meme where you go through the whole annoying pairing process, then it plays through the PC speaker anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bluetooth with mobile devices I'd agree. But my work pc hates Bluetooth devices. Such as refusing to use the correct audio channel with headphones, so I still use wired headphones.

I've always felt Windows could be temperament with Bluetooth, especially pre Windows 7. Like XP seemed to be a shitshow for Bluetooth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bluetooth audio has always been absolutely awful in windows as far as I recall. Bluetooth in general is super temperamental, I recall fighting with data loggers my first job out of uni that only connected via Bluetooth. Older ones were serial and were actually reliable.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is so spot on. I use AI all the time, but the hype and "we should AI all the things" is ridiculous.

I blame it on bullshit jobs. Too many people have to come up with weekly nonsense busywork tasks just to justify themselves. Also the usual FOMO. "Guys, we can't fall behind the competition on this!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yep. I have middle management above me gleefully cheering the fact that ChatGPT can write their reports for them now. Well guess what, it can write those reports for me, the actual person doing the real work, and you are now redundant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As a person with a useless boss who does almost nothing and (of course) gets paid more than me, I like this take! Let AI report on workers and watch productivity (and profits) soar!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I was in an auto parts store yesterday and saw that you can buy a can of that stuff to fix your AC and the damn can has Bluetooth capabilities. So no, we’re still not done putting Bluetooth where it doesn’t need to be.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This reminds me I'm into season 5 of Burn Notice and Sam said at one point, "I'm on Bluetooth if you need me". It was a weird reminder that once upon a time people were paid to advertise just... Bluetooth, because that's a brand name. These days it's just everywhere.

The product placements in that show are not exactly subtle. Excellent show though, I did not expect it to hold up so well.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Or like the blockchain 5 years ago

Or like VR 10 years ago

Or like 3D 15 years ago

It is the hot new thing that you have to use for the VCs to fund your company and for investors to buy your stocks, regardless of the actual utility. AI does seem to have at least more possibilities of usage than those technologies, but it also have an incredibly higher possibility of misuse that is being completely ignored by these companies

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Makes me feel a little better. In 2024 I Can't get a "Windows ready" Bluetooth dongle to be recognized by my still supported Windows computer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That scene in Better Call Saul with the investment guy permanently on his BT earpiece was such a wave of nostalgia for me, used to see those everywhere in the 2000s with a little blue light on them flashing.

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