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RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

literally had brainworms

which literally starved in his head

good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy starved to death.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.

Or fatal food poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the 70-year-old Kennedy has portrayed his athleticism and relative youth as an advantage over the two oldest people to ever seek the White House

A 70 year old is the young guy? That's nuts

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Relative youth. Did you not read that word or not understand it?

Trump and Biden are even older. Which is insane on its own lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's still relatively old as fuck. If you can collect social security you shouldn't be running a country

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Relative to his competitors he is young, which we all agree is insane.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

TBH I'm worried about how the RFK Jr fans will shift to the GOP.

Trump and Biden are polling around 40%, RFK at around 10%, so Trump would have a definitive victory depending on where the RFK Voters flee to and how many if any crawl out of the woodwork for Biden.