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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.

Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn't have a bandage or anything.

I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he's likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.

Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he'd be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won't just heal back.

Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump is on blood thinners? Why?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

...

He's in his late 70s, doesn't exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight...

Like, it's one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Devils advocate for the heck of it. Gonna be submerged in bad rep for this.

This is comparative to people wearing "I can't breathe" signs after Floyd or waving a pride flag to show solidarity. You just give them shit because you do t agree with them.

Sure they are all fucking stupid for not seeing the obvious flaws in their idol. But giving them shit for a pretty rational way of showing support to their idol is not the right use of your energy.

You are participating in the fragmentation of your nation by pouring your hate into simple stuff like this.

For all I care go ahead. I'm European.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are absolutely correct. The left is just as guilty of tribalism as the right.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

Nah. That's not true at all.

There are tons and tons of videos on social media of people literally praying to Trump.

We don't do shit like that.