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I see your brutalist butt plug and raise you my dildo rock.
amateurs
Impressive.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s butt plug
Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
This guy buttplugs
Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?
Are you a wombat?
Haven't checked yet. Good idea
Looks like brutalism, but it's really dysfunctionalism.
Definitely a square peg in a round hole kinda person, huh?
Putting the "rect" in "rectangular"
Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.
We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?
Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.
Mine just sealed up when you made that request.
When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...
Why?
It's fun!
Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
It goes in the square hole
sanity crumbles visibly
What is this? A buttplug for wombats?
Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
Rough granulate
Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule
You better not use lube
Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
This is something that makes me want to go on a Google deep dive but I think I'll hold off on second thought.
fuck your second thought; live on the edge. stare into the abyss.
How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?
11
How did you get it?
Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix
A replica of what?
A replica of WHAT?!?
A replica of the original brutalist buttplug. It is an art piece from Daniel Kent and not for sale. But I kinda needed one. So I made it myself.
needed one
Make like beans and spill