A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s very own abominable and chittering roach was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
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"How was the hibachi restaurant?"
"Crazy. Shrimp fried rice."
Why does it have two tails as hands instead of the little hand/feet things they have?
no fucking way
Exactly. Imagine being born with 2 tails instead of arms and still being a cook. That's dedication.
Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn't flip an unwanted shrimp at me?
Fookin' prawns!
Shrimp really fried that rice
oh my glob a shrimp frying rice??
wait a second i think i know that shrimp
First the eggs started frying rice and now the shrimps, holy hell :0