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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But they can be eaten, or turned into gold, or juiced, or turned into a labor force, or...

Wait, what was Gargamel's actual plan?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They are an invasive hive mind species that absolutely destroy local mycelium networks affecting huge areas of old forests and what not.

The nasty little creatures are really hard to exterminate without causing damage to the environment so now environmental conservation heroes need to kill them one by one.

In large numbers the little shits can also be a threat to an adult human, they will tie you down & use your body as an incubator for their young (which keep the host alive for as long as possible for obvious reasons).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

He fucks 'em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There's blue "Smurf" ice here, hmmmm ;-)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I stand for the blue line (smurfs holding hands)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Mmmm, blue smurf pho