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We've all trusted a fart, surely it gets messy if you sleep naked

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't say I do, I'm not particularly in the habit of randomly shitting myself in the middle of the night

My man, you might need to see a doctor if this is a regular occurrence

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah man, he needs to get his shit together!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was like you and the I hit 35 and things started getting weird down there when letting one rip. Not sure if this is a normal part of getting old or if something is wrong with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No mate, that is not normal. See a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For whatever it's worth, I'm 36 and still haven't started shitting myself. I intend to continue the tradition for many more years, Lord willin' and the creek don't rise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Upper 30s here and have had no problems like that. If your diet isn't garbage you may want to consult your doctor or at least get a physical if you haven't already!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’d think someone who sharts often enough in their sleep to be worried should be worried regardless if they’re naked or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just to approach this from a slightly different angle: how often would you say you need to change clothes in an average day?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like, myself sharting or someone else sharting on my unprotected body??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

someone else

How many people do you usually have in your bed?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yo how the fuck is your profile pic moving?? what kind of black magic is this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You said it yourself. Black magic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I dunno. It never has been an issue even when sleeping fully clothed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never had that problem. In general, I don’t worry about sharting. I would see a doctor about it if I were you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah i don't know. I sleep naked all the time and so far i haven't shat the bed since i was like 4, so i'm pretty confident

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe you need… less fiber?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And its not messy if you have PJs on?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who has had stomach issues all my life and sleeps naked, yes I do. When in doubt, I roll onto my stomach first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shit fountain.

It will not stop. It will keep going. Your room will flood. Your house will flood. The world will eventually be covered in shit, and it will be your fault. There will be no ark. Only shart.

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