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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

When I was younger I really didn't get societal norms super well, a girl asked me to rate her and I thought she was not ugly, not gorgeous, I gave her a 7 out of 10. She was offended lol. Didn't even realize she was flirting with me until years later lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What a stupid way to flirt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's basically just asking if you think they're cute lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but there's 101 ways to do that, are they expecting a 10 lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well yeah they're obviously hoping you'd call them cute lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book.

In the future, when a girl asks you to rate her, the answer is always 10.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No I just tell people I don't rate people that way. Because for one my attraction is not based on appearance mostly, and also no one is a 10 to me because no one is perfect, so they'll never be happy with the answer. So I outright refuse with that reasoning. Like I'm not gonna rate the girl over there that's clearly pretty who may be more physically attractive just so I can rate you lower physically despite caring for you more and finding you way more attractive overall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You sound like the dude in the image lol. I don't mean that in a bad way, just a funny observation. I get it too, because whenever my friends and I see a movie we have these sort of debates. I rate 1 to 5 and everyone else does 1 to 10. I say I can't do 1 to 10 because it is too granular and it's a subjective thing anyways. It's funny how something so simple as "rate X on a scale of whatever" can turn into such a massive dilemma.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If talking with a woman and she asks you to rate her:


"Hmm, let's see 9.5... nope, wait, hold on,..."

Fix a hair on her head or move your head around like you're looking at the Mona Lisa

"Nope, 10 out of ten. Absolute perfection."

Then smile, and look her in the eyes (or forehead if you're shy)


The touch will help increase intimacy level, but if you lean in and she leans back, then you don't have permission to touch her then do the head bobs like you're examining a really nice piece of art.

Bonus points: Make sure you look her up and down with your eyes as she's unconsciously seeing that you're looking at her whole picture.

At least that my default on how I handle questions like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear I stuck a finger in her eye and she punched me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"I touched her face, she touched mine. We'll both remember this moment forever…" 🌀

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please don't "look her up and down". Nobody I know would want to be checked out by an acquaintance or first date like that, and she is most certainly not "unconsciously" seeing you check her out. She's painfully aware of it.

If it's someone you're actually dating already for a few months, then different story. But if it's a stranger you're on your first date with, then please don't do this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Is 6/10 the new 5/7?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just realized that 6 is basically a dick pictogram

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Legit read this as 'Dicktogram'.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Hell yeah dude nice cock