this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

miles getting pissed off that Bashir was faking his dart throwing ability and nothing else when he revealed he was genetically engineered made me wheeze

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Deanna Troi played poker even though she can tell when people are lying.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Geordi can see through the cards, and Data is a supercomputer. I guess its just a testament to how Godly of a Poker player Riker is that he could consistently clear that table. Poor Worf never stood a chance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’ll never win at poker if you consider bluffing to be dishonorable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Everyone let Riker win because they knew he would be a sore loser.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

THAT THOUGHT GENUINELY NEVER OCCURED TO ME WTF LMAO

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She mentions it in a later season and basically says "don't worry, I don't read you during our games" which was probably BS, because most Troi episodes revolve around her not being able to "turn off" her powers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

maybe she means that she just tunes out their emotions somehow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think she has to concentrate to know who's emotions she is receiving. Otherwise she can only tell that someone is bluffing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

If that one dude could beat Data at that weird space chess, surely Miles could beat full power Julian at darts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I would be too!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Julian and Miles together

Julian and Miles apart

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I like to imagine after his holodeck time as James Bond was interrupted by an accident that put the rest of the ranking officers in danger, he solved every one of his spy novels by just joining the villain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

"I will remember you..."

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Small note: ~the~ ~letter~ ~after~ ~an~ ~apostrophe~ ~should~ ~be~ ~capitalized~ ~in~ ~an~ ~Irish~ ~name~. ~So~ ~it~ ~should~ ~be~ ~O'Brien~

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

you must be Mr Fun-at-Parties