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[–] [email protected] 96 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A large segment of the population don't understand the difference between a fact, an opinion, and a belief.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, that's just like, your fact, man

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lol... you just proved my point. I never said it was a fact. It would be hard to quantify, but it could be done.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

'Twas a joke :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You like, believe that you can though man. That's like belief is fact, man. /S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just because you say that, doesn't make it a fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You're right. You just proved my point. It's my opinion. 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

"I just got here"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Reference for those out of the loop.

Star Trek: The Next Generation, season 6 episode 10, "Chain of Command".

Picard is captured by Cardassians and tortured, with the promise that it will end if only he admits that there are 5 lights.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The original reference be from 1984

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I always thought the episode premise describes on reddit was kinda dumb.

Why doesn't he just say there's five lights knowing there's four so he can get out and start helping people who need him?

Useless pride? Or do they have some kind of monitoring system that only releases him if he tricks himself into believing there's now five lights?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does he just say there's five lights knowing there's four so he can get out and start helping people who need him?

Because it’s an entertaining TV show that likes morality tales. Applying real-world logic to most any show would stop the show in the first 5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!"

'... talk to them about it?'

"oh, right."

Roll credits

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll respect that you hold that opinion if you respect that my opinion is opposite.

Yes? Nice.

No? Well it's just madness thinking your opinion in itself is more valuable than mine. I don't interact with crazy people. Fuck off. I said fuck off. No, keep your drool away. No you can't lick my ear?! AAAAAAHHH

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Under the first ammendment, I am allowed to lick whomevers ear I choose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can lick your ear, and you can lick your friends, but you can't lick your friend's ear.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Error, cant reach ear with tongue

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Shave your tongue off so it grows back longer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What kind of friend wouldn't allow ear licking?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This unlocked a core memory for me. I need to go back and rewatch TNG.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Samsies. Although, I have quoted this here and there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I rewatched with my daughter about 4 years ago and it gives me great pleasure to share memes like this with her when she's 16.

Anyway long story short, a rewatch is highly recommended.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Hey man, I'll say there are whatever number of lights you want me to say if you give me another one of those tasty eggs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🎵Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise🎵

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

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Making a endless loop of links

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

There are 4 lights! Now, give me that damn gross looking egg!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Are you saying that Picard's ass is a constant source of light?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The man facing the old man is light yagami

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or maybe it's ryuk, he's about to get the death note.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That's why respecting the opinions of others is so dangerous. No one is entitled to their own facts in this world and until other people are held responsible for believing provably incorrect things, nothing will change.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I miss David Warner.