I don't think it's ok to fuck a horse even if you're a centaur ๐คจ
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But what if centaur speak horse? And then it turns out that specific centaur was a lying horse rapist and set back species relations another century... Damn Karl.
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Quick question, WHY do these funnyish tumblr crops always have one of those annoying "tumblrism"(for lack of a better term) comments on the bottom? Just crop a little higher...
Its like a laugh track but for memes, I guess
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now what the heck???
It's perfectly fine as long as centaurs are sentient.
It's not wrong as long as everyone can properly consent, have a full understanding of the situation, and there's no coercion.
If it had a horse neck i don't think that it would be able to speak like a human though.
Maybe the exterior of the neck is horse but the interior is human?
Would be able to fit the vocal folds of a hell of a bass singer in that bad boy!
(Deep voices have longer and thicker vocal folds)
Do you think a horse would be able to make horse sounds if it had a human neck? That's the real question here
He was in a very famous TV show.
But that was 75% human 25% horse, no?
The illustration implies that fauns are actually only 25% goats, which means they had a centaur-like ancestor who slept with a human
I'm thirsty for that centussy ๐ฅต
You didn't have to say that, you know
On one hand, informed consent seems to be the rule for interpersonal couplings. On the other hand we still get squicky about incest, even when accidental offspring are not a concern (say, a gay coupling, or the sister is barren).
Centaurs are notoriously randy, and I suspect would take to horses like shepards to sheep if they were lonely enough. But yeah, the genes might be incompatable, or create a non-true offspring like mules and Labradoodles
Centaurs are sentient -> You can fuck the centaur, the centaur can't fuck the horse
Centaurs are not sentient -> You can't fuck the centaur, can the centaur fuck the horse? idk
Also known as the "Winston from Overwatch" conundrum.
But, genetics says that the amount of genes inherited from each parent is fairly random.
75% horse might instead have a horse head, a horse torso, but human arms coming out of its overly thick horse neck.
I think genetics would say there would be no pregnancy, just as a human and monkey cannot have babies
But dominant traits, so it would all revert to a horse right?
Idk if you can make a genetic argument about centaurs breeding with horses tbh. I think that conversation only happens if you handwave DNA lmao
You mean you don't handweave DNA?
i always figured centaurs would be entirely their own species, so it's bestiality in either direction. Like if you could ask a goose whether it would rather pair up with a cockatiel or an ostrich, i don't think it'd be happy about either choice
In Spanish, the word "bigote" means mustache
If it's anything like WoD you'll have a horse that can shapeshit into a human. I just throw this in to create discord.