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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably better than what some people actually eat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If I buy a jar of pickles I eat a jar of pickles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pickle juice enemas are my favourite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does this give you all the pickle goodness without the sodium?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Vinegar feels all tingly on the mucus membranes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was eating pickles and box wine one night until I puked up pink relish

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

How is it, being a destitute Roman senator?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It takes a lot of shelf space for enough mugs to have a Maß every night.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

All I see is a bowl of violent watery shits.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

FIVE CANS?!?!

You did this a month ago. And when I brought you the olives, you acted like you hated them!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olives

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I AM NOT JEFFERY, I AM TAKASHI. I AM TEENAGE BOY IN TOKYO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tokyo is a machine that runs on blood

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Is life hard everywhere? Is everyone alone?

— All the time. Would you like me to come over, Jeffrey?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I will absolutely eat a whole can of olives and not regret it a bit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

whenever i see a jar of olives i'll eat 60 minimum

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I ate half a jar of stuffed olives once and almost shat myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Should’ve gone all the way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This doesn't sound bad lol

Sliced onions, feta cheese, olives, and a bunch of ~~liquid gold~~ extra virgin olive oil. Man now I want some...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Olive this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You people aren’t getting enough vegetables if eating a lot of them ruins you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Never regretted that and don't understand the meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Y'all are sleeping on a bag of grapes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Too much a sugar man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Another whelk, Sean?