The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
"Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we'll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?"
One month later
"We're pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN'T"
Y'know...if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy? 
lol, in the finest American tradition:
"Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return." To which Hearst's alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war.
An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.
On the one hand Blinken looks like he's about to break down and start weeping. Biden and the woman from the IMF, on the other hand, look like they're about to vomit out of sheer contempt
And that's not even with the "real man" window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they're hauling
Agreed, I was originally going to include a "great article, but" portion but it made it feel too much like serious criticism, rather than just a (hopefully) humorous addendum
The war’s beginning was Russia’s fault; the war’s end will be America’s.
"...oh, and the lead up that made the war inevitable? That was 
's too."
 "Ask not, 'Can we afford to?' but 'Can we afford not to?' Have you seen the MIC  lately?!"
 "What?! No! My identity is "Truck". And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!"
Court documents show the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
At least three sources of video of him committing murder, six shots worth of ballistics used to commit murder, and the body of the man he just murdered is a lack of evidence?!
It's not what I was hoping for 
but that was still a fun video
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?