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Lost_My_Mind
joined 4 months ago
I thought you were supposed to shit, or get off the pot?
Well yeah. If you cause a blockage, and then a rupture, I guess you could cause internal bleeding that if ignored would eventually kill you.
However, thats just suicide with more painful, longer lasting, and confusing steps.
2024: Ukraine has captured more and more russian territory.
2025: Ukraine bombs Moscow.
2029: Danny DiVito drunk drives tank in siberia.
Look man, the future won't ever make sense until you get there. If I saw you on the streets of NYC on 09/05/01, pointed to the skyline and said "Within a week, that skyline will look very different. There will be two less buildings. Completely gone!" You'd have said I was nuts. You'd tell me it would take YEARS to plan a deconstruction of a major building like that. Let alone two. No way they would be gone within a week! And yet....
So, I can't explain how we get there. I'll just say you should prepare for 5 years from now Danny Divito storming through siberia on a tank, drunk driving. And it totally makes sense at the time.
In the Kursk region, so that means they're stealing from russian citizens, right?
By ancient, I hope you mean from like the 50s/60s when computers first started becoming a thing, and not like.....the 90s. If the 90s is ancient, I'm just going to have to cry.
I've been complaining about banks for YEARS now! I can understand in the 60s why your bank account wasn't up to the minute accurate.
I have a debit card. I have money in the bank. Why is a $3.19 slim jim transaction pending for a week??? I tap my chip, I type my pin, transaction goes through.......my bank should instantly deduct those funds, and there should never be a "pending" status. It's all digital! What the god damn fuck?
Does the liquor store not also sell cigerettes?
Aw hell, you should quit anyways!
Ok......imagine the shops were only open from 4pm-11pm. And not open on your days off.
Ok, but....what if we sent them 4,000,000 javelins? And the idea is, they just fire them at absolutely EVERYTHING.
I'm sure they have to conserve ammo right now, but imagine we got them 2 million rockets for the 400,000 javelins. And told them basically "Yeah man, go nuts."