blusterydayve26

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As per title. Most computer games these days are made with such unnecessary padding that I want to murder the devs or myself by the end. See, for example, Hyrule Warriors, the 100% 1000 Hour Nightmare, the Review.

The second game I ever 100%ed was Arceus and I still can’t stand the thought of picking it up again, years later. The first game was Horizon Zero Dawn, which is still fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, that explains so much! I didn’t realize that WoL was designed to be multiplayer, i just figured it was permanently set on impossible difficulty.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but this is American Cartels. We can have them, too, and ours are better! 😡

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

H100 isn’t $40, it’s $40,000. You’re making the Bloomberg Mistake: it costs $4,000,000,000 - four billion.

I can’t wait to see what clownshoes nonsense way he absolutely fucks this one up, but that’ll take a lot of liquidity he probably doesn’t have access to unless he gets the $45bn Tesla payout.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How in the fuck did you find that, and where is the rest of the text on the page?

https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?xruxssyjn.wudtc241

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Crackitalism is a serious drug Jimmy, it’s deadly serious.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Economists: “WONTFIX: Working as designed.”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The hero we didn’t deserve.

 

Moral Crumple Zones discusses how humans are used to absorb liability from automated systems.

With Tesla’s Autopilot and Full Self-Driving linked to hundreds of crashes, dozens of deaths getting traction, it’s time to remind everyone that Tesla’s design choice to disengage self-driving in the instant before impact is intentional to ensure the driver is in control during the moment of impact, even though self-driving disengaged way too late for the human to react.

In my opinion, they’re sacrificing both bystanders and customers to preserve immunity from liability.

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