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Deep investigative journalism (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

Well good for them...they needed something to cheer them up after losing their jobs.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait you guys are getting laid?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can't confirm, am married with kids. Action is non-existent anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Probably shouldn't be marrying kids...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Uhm yeah I think my memo was lost...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It took me like 10 minutes to figure out what this post was about. Feels good to know I'm qualified to work on the NPR social marketing team.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Could you explain for the rest of us?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Laid" instead of "laid off".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol, my brain totally filled in the "off" there.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

CMV: Tech workers come from eggs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Ah, the annual mating season

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

society in shambles

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Tech workers got some

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

i need an independent fact check on those numbers, that seems optimistic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Unprecedented

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It was pon farr time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only because they were sent to Federal FMITA Prison for doing the Superman III hack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The key is to kick someone’s ass on the first day, or become someone’s bitch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Pheromones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

"Sorry, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off - I have a headache."