It's time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff's Departments.
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The buildings would be empty
Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking 'I told you so' juices for the foreseeable future.
They and the Dead Kennedys are just constantly raising toasts to each other
Mission accomplished, I guess
Holy shit, he actually said that.
This, right here, is a prime example of a political headline that looks like it comes from The Onion.
Who wants to bet we find something nasty on this dude in the next six months?
Why wait?
No, too easy. I'd only accept bets on how much of what material is found - like "31 Terabytes of furry porn" or "452 illegal WW1 weapons".
On the surface of only the quote. I agree.
If a felon was in the White House, I think we'd finally see some genuine prison reform, and if we're lucky, for profit prisons being outlawed.
Can you imagine a Danny Trejo type in the White House? Someone who deeply cares that prison is reformative and not punishment?
But not Donny Felon. He's just going to commit more crimes.
Crime, with a little it of treason.
Does he care about people not caring about the rule of law?
Or is he just upset he cant run his little fiefdom like a tyrant like cops would have been able to 30 years ago before cameras and youtube?
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can't come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law... Or a better argument for the "Ban the Box" initiative
I'm definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons.. Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can't vote or hold jobs if they've done their time right?
This sheriff would need to check the color of their hat before he agrees or not. And the color of their skin.
So basically he's saying he has no faith or confidence in the criminal justice system? Wouldn't that kind of... I dunno... disqualify you from a job in the criminal justice system?
Since when has that stopped any cops at all?
Since when has that stopped any cops at all?
Good point
One more for the "Evidence 'law and order Republicans' are just racist" drawer.
Not american but I'm honestly worried about the USA right now. This shit is crazy. Can you imagine if he wins again?!
Translation: "I'm upset that my cult leader was found guilty so I'm going to stand here and throw a sarcastic little crybaby tantrum about it now"
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about this as a local-ish. He's bum hurt about criminal justice reform in Cali (non violent offenders getting less or no jail time, that kinda thing). Makes this job "harder" he says.
It hasn't been smooth sailing, mind you-- but it's at least the government trying to do something about an overcrowded prison system.
Makes his job harder? GOOD. Policing communities should never be an easy job. And you signed up for it, numb nuts.
"Wait it's not just shooting brown people?!"
makes the job harder
"I miss back in the days when you could just kill someone on the mere suspicion they've committed a crime. Shit was way easier."
Has it ever been more painfully obvious that a police scumbag is bought and paid for by corrupt campaign funding?
Something really strange about American police forces is their use of military rank insignia. Here we have an elected official overseeing a civilian law enforcement agency of ~4000 personnel wearing the rank insignia of a 4-Star general.
"Bianco also challenged the idea of systemic racism or bias in law enforcement"
Yes, because no police department ever has had these kinda problems in the United States.
Trump isn't fit for a Waffle House, let alone the White House.
Nah, waffle house accommodates larger folk all the time, pretty sure he could fit in the seats.
Yeah, but he can't keep his mouth shut, so he's a prime candidate for a parking lot fight.
Glad he supports criminal rights reform, but I don't think he's picking the right criminals
Yes, Eugene Debs, please.
- who was basically jailed on political pretexts but still..
If this dude wasn't such a conservative nutjob, I would think he was doing a satire
Thank to conservatives and their culture war, I think the entire concept of satire is on an indefinite hiatus.
..what the actual fuck? Is this some sort of extreme sarcasm, that even a sarcastic bastard like me can't understand?
It's a cult, Brian.
The article says dumb shit like "he said tongue in cheek" in reference to some really despicable shit. He's saying this in uniform.
This guy is gonna be trouble. Like, I feel like this goon will end up killing folks.
I support this affirmative action and will be voting for Snoop Dogg in the upcoming election
Convicted felon. Because lets be honest, they are all felons.