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my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

• kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
• bungus
• bungle
• baby cat
• snoozer/sleepyhead

Whatever,

Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:

Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

Ours:

Rocket (F) - Age 10

Keanu (M) - 8

Lorelei (F) - 2

Willow (F) - 4 months

Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

Have a treat, Crunchy.

You leave Gordito out of this!

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

chalupa do go hard though

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

Soup... Tomato Soup

My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

I think Dweezil suits her just fine.

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

my girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.

My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)