Hell, I wouldn't tell it here as well. It's going to the grave with me.
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But maybe you could explain the secret of your username? Is it unicode for the chinese word "乏" which means poor/tired? Is it some magic number or boot signature? I need to know!!
No.
It's just NO in hex... sorry the mystery isn't deeper.
Oh right... I went into full conspiracy mode when it should have been pretty obvious. (Or maybe you just want us to believe that...)
Maybe... but I guess you'll never know.
Hmm... if you convert each byte to little endian floating point, you'll get a latitude/longitude of 1.09301/1.10702. And those coordinates lead to a point right in the north atlantic ocean. Is this where you hid the body?! gestures wildly
Ya got me!
Same. Nothing super earth shattering, but sometimes it's good to let sleeping dogs lay asleep.
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You farted on a babies face and made it cry, didn't you?
To be fair, the baby would've cried even if they didn't do that.
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Unfortunelately I will not tell that to strangers on the internet either
Nice try FBI
Not today, CIA
Nothing to see here, NSA
Ha, I'm not falling for this one a third time.
I killed a circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996.
Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I'm terrified of clowns, so I'm super conflicted about this.
Schlatt?
That is quite specific
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I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place
Might not be to late me and my wife of 12 years are starting talks of this.
If you don’t mind, how did you two even start that conversation? I’m afraid to bring it up because I know the knee-jerk reaction will probably be a lot of hurt feelings and misunderstandings
She brought it up first. Key thing is being open and honest and setting clear boundaries that both people need to follow. Trust is the biggest thing to keeping things good.
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Not never, but at least for a few years (hopefully not my entire life): I'm transgender. 😞
To whoever downvoted this, I hope you have a five day bout of constipation.
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I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.
Why don't you tell people?
When I was a kid, when you told your fears, it was greeted with responses like, "that's silly, you'll get over it. Now get up that ladder and paint that wall. "
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My password manager password and anything about my life
When I was about 11 I found roadkill, put it in a mailbox close to my home, watched from the window, and laughed when the mailman screamed.
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Nice try, Jared!
(He's my SIS agent)
Oh so we're going to try and carry on the tradition of fishing for people's dark secrets on here now too? Lame.
I won't tell anyone about that fart I shouldn't have trusted
I like to breathe air.
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