this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that the logic that runs most of the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

No, you're thinking of "fuck you, you can't prove anything, and I'll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have" logic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm actually doing this a lot at work. No negative consequences, so far. Even got good reviews and annual raises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Forgiveness not permission!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Except for that whole sexual consent thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If anyone is taking Q-Tips without a grain of salt, I strongly suggest they take a trip to Ten Forward. At least there, Guinan knows how to fend off Q.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Relax; it's just synthohol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Q has never cared for consent anyways

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you're definitely not invited.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

*until next time, with Cee-Lo tips

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Somehow, that does not sound like confidence...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
  • Asking someone out for a date, no.
  • Taking action without permission, sort of yes.

Q-Tips aren't exactly rules so much as terrible guidelines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

DON'T HOLD BACK!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Voted. Up. Would subscribe. More Q tips.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Q-tip in ear feel good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Schrödinger's Answer