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[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My dad cooked steak like this.

I thought I hated steak until I became an adult and tried a properly prepared one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

My wife too. She thought "bloody" steak was disgusting. Until I cooked her some.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I thought those were chocolate bars wtf

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Seriously, I thought I was looking at a plate of snickers....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Or wood chips

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

am see mushroom pieces

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Today on "Is it steak or boot leather?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

and the temperatures are higher

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Misteaks were made

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

This photo makes me feel like I've got something stuck in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Chewing boot leather would be more enjoyable.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Bro should be required to apologize to the cow.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

If Taco Bell offered a steak platter.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I was fast scrolling I thought this was poop

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

And you came in for a closer look?!

"I gotta see this shit."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I mean I could tell it was some kind of near before I clicked

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I couldn't read, I would have thought those were wood chips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Those look so overcooked, I doubt there's much difference.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I like my steak this way 😳

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Boooo👎

I bet you eat it with ketchup too, you absolute animal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which is worse, if I use ketchup, or if I thoroughly enjoy how chewy and flavorless it is plain?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just chew it till you work out the last bits of flavor, then spit it out and start working on the next piece.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I can feel this comment in my teeth. And I like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You don't like steak, you like beef flavored bubble gum lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well done steaks are fine as long as they aren't dry... This picture is of a piece of meat most of the way to jerky without anything that makes jerky good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It would make a wonderful stew!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

there's a whole 2 of us! seriously though, if there's pink it gives me a stomach ache. as I've gotten older I can just about tolerate a medium well, but I still prefer well done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I prefer rare, but it's also good well done if it has a good steak sauce. Maybe I'm just hungry right now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This looks super dry and sad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well-used brake pads

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Looks delicious, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Shredded tire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why did they cut it up like you would do for a child who can't use a knife yet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Because they would like to appreciate it at the extreme level of goodness and cut like that gets cold faster...