You don't "chemistry up" some meth.
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Bake us up some meth, Mr White!
Welcome to "Baking with Mr. White!" I'm so glad you could join me today, and I think you're all very special people.
Today, I'm going to teach you one of my favorite recipes: Fucked up Tuco.
But first, a knock knock joke! Remember, you're the one who asks "who's there" because I'm the one who knocks.
licks the Gallium spoon
Aspartame would like a word
If you're watching your wife do it, they both involve titrating
In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
Weak...
If you're cooking like the Cooking in Russia channel, nothing. Brilliant channel