Rhynoplaz

Sadly, they couldn't be together because he had to go to prison. Free advice: before you sucker punch someone for having "a look", make sure they aren't a Federal Agent having a beer after work.

You just brought back memories of farming Benny and Claude for money to buy Stone Hands and Dragon Feet.

I know this is true FOR A FACT.

I sold phones in the early 2000s and had at least one customer with only ONE condition. Unlimited text, because his girlfriend was married.

Also, that's how my ex-wife used to chat with my former best friend

So, you just like putting wacky symbols in your writing despite grammar?

Just start writing all your posts in l33t speak!

533m5 11k3 7h47 m19h7 83 219h7 up y0u2 4113y!

I've bought Stardew on nearly every platform I've had, and I would happily do it again!

Is a new mark necessary? Just taking out the semicolon does exactly what you want.

Hell, the semicolon was pretty much invented because someone thought "What if I want a compound sentence, but can't decide on a conjunction to put between them?"

How often does anybody use THOSE? (In English, C++ doesn't count)

I won't disagree with that. I was just pointing out how the Shit Sandwich can fail miserably.

I had a manager who made shit sandwiches daily.

Every time you heard, "Hey, good job out there..." You knew the "But" was coming, so it was impossible to get any positivity from the good part, because it just became an omen for impending criticism.

I know they can hit 88.

We passed a semi that had gas spraying out of the gas tank. He forgot to put the cap back on.

Not sure how far he got before he figured it out.

GoldenEye and Conkers Bad Fur Day

If a dog whistle no longer means "something that is said with the intention of most people hearing something harmless and others knowing what the speaker actually means" please enlighten me.

Seems like an accurate usage to me.