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So true. We are all here for our whole lives.
If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave
Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.
I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.
I would double check your contract, though... There's this guy who's a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he's famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he's not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he'd probably offer a sovereign soul a home.
Oh I was doing a play on those Facebook posts.
I made no agreement on the inbound but here I am idk
Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.
This is the best thing I've heard all day
Still in bed, but what a start