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I totally approve of these types of lawsuits.
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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I do too, but I wonder what kind of mental problem that guy has to invest money in lawyer and court fees, plus tons of personal time, to get this going.
The mental illness known as "tired of everyone getting fucked with no recourse"
He appears to have some kind of backbone
That's the primary feature of texans. It's so big it actually fills most of the cranium.
I'd rather be courageous than smart
Yes, the world needs more knuckle-dragging grunts to take advantage of.
I should ask my psychologist if she can help me get rid of that feeling without focusing on just the symptoms.
i wonder what kind of mental illness some already rich bigwig has to have to defraud even our fucking soda
The lawyer probably took the case on a contingent basis (doesn't get paid unless he wins), and the dude will probably get a fat check. That's not a mental problem, that's cashing in big on a corporate lie he discovered.
a fat check.
idk how much he'll actually get considering his damages are a couple ounces of beer.
As a Class Action lawsuit, it is a couple ounces of beer across every person who has ordered a 24oz. Could be pretty lucrative
None, these types of cases barely ever go to trial, they will end with a settlement of which the lawyers will take a portion as compensation.
One of the many symptoms of autism is having a very strong sense of justice and demanding fairness in all things, sometimes to an obsessive degree. He's probably just one of us.
L take, not everyone is autistic.
Not everyone would spend the money and time to sue a business over 2 ounces of liquid, either.
Working on contigent. The guy gets a large payout and the lawyers take a percentage.
large? That's not how class action works at all.
Large overall, not saying anything about the amount per person.
I dunno, standards? Principles?
Sometimes it's about that, not personal gain
Isn't it fucked up that expecting what you paid for has left people asking what mental problems he has? That's how far we've fallen.
Alcoholism
Yes, having a drink while out and about having a good time is definitely a sign of alcoholism...
Unfortunately I'm seeing far too often younger people think that having a single beer makes you an alcoholic.
I'm still fascinated that "calibrated" glasses are not more common. In Germany, you won't get any beer without any markings where the volume is indicated.
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BCllstrich#/media/Datei%3AWeizenbier.jpg
Calibrated glasses are very on-brand for Germany.
They are and are actually enforced by the EU: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/HTML/?uri=CELEX:32004L0022
Because capitalism...
In Canada a pint is a legal measurement of 20oz / 568ml
If you advertise beer on the menu as a pint, it must be at least 19.5oz excluding head(allowable margin of error)
What happens though is countless places advertise a pint, and then give you something like 16-18oz which is against the law.
It's gets harder tell what you're getting as well when they serve in non standard pint glasses, or glasses without a pint mark.
I'm usually against frivolous cases like this over nothing, but if he actually did measure that it's impossible to hold 24 oz in a cup labeled that way, then he does have a good case. I think the case would be more on the supplier that provides the cups to Cinemark though, and less on the theater that's taking the word of the supplier.
Not frivolous
This is only frivolous if you think of it as being about 2 ounces of beer. Its not. Its about hundreds of thousands of people paying for something that they did not recieve. When you add it all up its quite a lot of stolen money! Also its absolutely Cinemark's fault, even assuming they were given the wrong cups by the distributor (which is a bad assumption) its on Cinemark to make sure they are providing what they claim they are.
No one will care. They will pay whatever fine, and pay whatever members of this class, and then they will keep doing the same shit.
If they keep doing the same shit I’ll sue them again, citing their previous lawsuit and any injunctive relief ordered in the previous trial when presenting my case.
They'll just call it something different and hide the size in small print. Or they'll increase the price so that the large is still $.40 per oz since people don't usually do the math these days and just assume larger things are a better deal. A lot of times they aren't anymore because companies don't care as much about selling a lot as they do about profit on the sale due to there not being much competition with all the consolidation.
He really needed those last 2 ounces of beer
If the amount I’m being priced for is that amount and you short me? Fuck yeah. We should never be ok with not getting what we paid for. There’s too much shrinkflation and deception.
Do you really need the last 8% of the pay that you earned?
Legit question: does the FDA do a weights and measures things for restaurants?
Having owned, partly owned, or at least been very friendly with restaurant and bar owners...
...no, no they do not. Maybe they do if you end up on some radar or something, or get reported? But in general day to day and inspections, no.
In the UK, and I suspect in other countries as well, you have to use the right cups and glasses for the right drinks. So for beer you will have to use the beer glass that the brewery provide. I don't think you can just go out and get any old cup from a shop and use that. You have to use the calibrated ones.