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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Venomous sea snakes are, on a whole, ridiculously more venomous than venomous land snakes. As far I as recall.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like the very venomous coral snake:

New World coral snakes possess one of the most potent venoms of any North American snake. However, relatively few bites are recorded due to their reclusive nature and the fact they generally inhabit sparsely populated areas. Even in areas that are densely populated, bites are rare.

Also not to be confused with the non-venomous king snake:

Two photos of snakes placed side by side. On the left is the coral snake who has stripes in a black pattern of black, yellow, red, yellow - with the yellow being small bands compared to the other colors. On the right is a king snake who has stripes in a pattern of red, black, yellow or off white, black - with the red parts being much larger than the other two colors.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or I can confuse them and just avoid both of them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Duamerthrax used confusion.

Snek is confuse.

Snek fled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Best not to go outside at all.

Phew. That was easy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Black on yellow, kill a fellow!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Red on black, poison lack.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was “friend of Jack”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s different from what I heard!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No that's incorrect

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was "if it's yellow, let it mellow"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They taught us that at summer camp. They were trying to conserve water and had a little song to remind us, "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down."

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago

They get their fresh water from rain pools that, being less dense than seawater, float on the surface for a while.

That's metal as shit imo.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fun fact sea snake scales are actually hydrophobic and there is a thin layer of air around it. The snake can breathe from this bubble of scale air and some pacific island claim divers can stay underwater longer by catching sea snakes and breathing from their tails, also I just made all that up.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost believed you. But the part of divers breathing snake ass was too much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Well, you're supposed to make out with a puffer fish if you want to breath longer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My upvote for valuable scientific knowledge suddenly changed in the meaning in the last line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

watch it turns out that there IS a species that does this, and you were accidentally correct

that'll be egg on your face

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody talks about it? There are entire myths about sea serpents.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many myths?

About tree fiddy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

About that time I realized this lemmitzer was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Filthy hobbitsrs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have seen a striped white and black one while oversees on holiday casually swimming on the beach in the water

Clarification edit: it was the snake casually swimming on the beach near the shore, not me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_krait

Wikipedia Image:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Beetlejuice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have never been scared of snakes. They aren't spooky, they don't turn my stomach. The phobia has never made sense to me.

But I think if I saw that thing slither by while diving I would get it. Huh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would be even scarier if you saw it I'm your perifial vision, imagine that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Jazz hands!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Please do not boop this snoot for your own safety. Sometimes they get curious and may investigate you if you're near their waters. Please do not freak out as they're just curious but above all else: Do not boop

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Because we all agreed not to. Quit ruining our ignorant and peaceful existence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

And that is why humans invented swimming pools.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

House Velaryon intensifies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

So cute😍

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Jaws already did enough damage to the public psyche we don't need this getting out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Don't do it, it's Nope rope!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Adorably cute, but literally the most venomous snakes on earth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Nope nope nope nope nope

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

it looks cute

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

IDK but they're kinda cute :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wait until you hear about saltwater crocodiles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile