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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm all for pedantry, but any human metaphor is clearly referring to a human perspective, and it's very reasonable to call any temperature that is too high to sustain human life hot.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

500 Kelvin is a hot oven that severely burns you if you touch the tray directly. 1000 K is a nice campfire. 1500 K is the upper end of Magma. 2500 K is beyond normal blast furnace temperatures.

5000 Kelvin is ridiculously hot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

it's very reasonable to call any temperature that is too high to sustain human life hot.

Dare I say, unbearably so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

30°C in the summer is hot. I want my winter NOW. GET ME OUT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's 30° in winter here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Comments like this make .me angry even though I know you can't actually make it happen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The silly thing is comparing the 'temperature' of one's love to it. I mean I get poetic overstatement and I get his idea is to melt the heart of his woman of desire, however this is maybe a bit too literal.

He should read up on Baudelaire

/S

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You certainly don't need 5700K to do that. Garden variety Summer is enough, every year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a metaphor, it's a comparison, which is when you state a difference between two things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Saying that your love burns hot is a metaphor, because love does not burn. The comparison is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, good point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if love had a spicy burrito for lunch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then it remains a metaphorical burrito.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

No, probably carnitas.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Neil, if you're gonna speak relatively but are exclusively comparing stars, you're going to have to be more specific.

Relatively speaking, stars are hot compared to the rest of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The surface of stars are the coolest parts anyway, even the atmosphere is way hotter.

And no mention of neutron stars or feeding black holes? If you're going to one up someone, at least do it right...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Neill DeBush Tyson.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tyson IMO went service industry worker crazy without the usual pressure of getting fired for talking back or snarking at the customers.

Because being tapped to be the new Science Communicator Supreme sounds like a huge honor until you realize you're now cursed to constantly be dealing with having to rehash the same bullshit you've long since lost interest in because of repetition over and over again on morning news shows, when you're not instead dealing with Stephen Colbert trying to Checkmate Atheists you over your own field of study.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's not even correct all the time. I saw him speak about osmosis once and he was saying solutes move across the cell membrane via osmosis. By definition osmosis is the movement of water. It really struck me at the time because was so confident sounding and I have never trusted him since

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know what colbert did but my trust in him is automatically higher than in Tyson.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only part of your body you can kiss in a mirror are your lips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can touch your own dick in the mirror, but only tip-to-tip

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a done thing? Talk about arse-kissing!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Methinks Niel enjoys the smell of his own farts a little too much

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know that the only part of yourself you can kiss in the mirror is your lips?

Don't ask me how I know.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the surface is the coolest part. maybe he was talking about the core, which for Sol is 150 million Kelvin. he also didn't say which sun he was referring to

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, butbhe is right that sun doesn't burn very hot as it does not burn at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Burning hotter than the sun doesn't have to mean "than the sun burns". Just that the fire is hotter than the sun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ok Neil, tell me a single element that doesnt turn to gas at that temperature.

Then tell me about the temperature at the inside of the sun, not the surface.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hydrogen is not a gas at that temperature. It's a plasma.

/s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

technically correct is the best kind of correct!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing tyson has ever really proven himself is that even when you are right, you are still a asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Niel DeBush Tyson

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, while the sun has a surface temperature of a few thousand degrees, its corona ranges into the millions of degrees and we don't yet know why.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Easy, it's because it is much hotter. Silly sceince people

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Because someone left the oven on. :: glares ::

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Then he started rambling about kissing mirrors for a few hours

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Neil degrasse replyguy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stars don't burn anything anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the sun isn't massive enough to go supernova.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's talking about the other star still

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, makes sense.