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You can sink quite quickly quite hard. From POTUS to ordinary shoe sales person. Donald "Al Bundy" Trump was not something I had on my bingo card.
How dare you? trump has never scored even a single touchdown, let alone four in one game!
POLK HIGH!
Not bashing Al Bundy, but I think it would be hilarious if we start referring to Trump as a shoe salesman from now on.
Trump is a stinky shoe. It won't smell any better no matter how many times you sniff it. Just gotta put the shoe down and walk away. #Trump's true enemy is apathy.
That's not fair...he also trades off-brand Pokémon cards.
Al was a better father.
Christ those are fucking ugly. Guaranteed to be exclusively worn by elderly people and the worst kind of Trump-humping schmucks.
And exclusively made in China.
They'd be good for a street performer.
What's truly sad about this is that the same people who would buy golden sneakers from Trump will have already lost one or both of their feets to the diabeesus.
These are going to sell out regardless of if anyone buys them. This is just a way rich people launder money.
Sell something that costs a minimal amount to make for an outrageous price. They don’t have to worry about whether or not a consumer would buy it because the object is trivial. It’s about legally passing money from one place to another in a way that looks like business.
The same thing happens when you see obvious trash make it onto a ‘best seller’ list.
Like all those terrible political books by candidates which are then bought en mass by super PACs and others to funnel money into the campaign.
Ramona and Diabeezus
A ‘limited’ 1000x run for a 399$ shoe is a bit short of the 500m that he needs to come up with. It’s like Eric found out that he can get rebranded dropshit on aliexpress
I’m pretty sure this will be in a movie sometime soon. Some douchebag will be rocking these and be the most unforgivably shitty person in the plot arc.
The Boys has already filmed this scene for season 4, I guarantee it.
Why are fascists so into selling shoes? Trump, Ye, Adidas...
Cheap to make, so large profit margins
Plus, clever people save up for shoes that last decades. Stupid people save up for shoes the same price that last 6 months
And to be clear, Al was a much better character than Donnie ever will be
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A feature of having no scruples, no shame and no class when in a position of cult power, is that this type of sociopath can keep milking the gullible for a shot of fresh cash, on a regular basis.
The funniest part is that he is the literal golden calf the Bible warned about. Every stupid idea he has had prior has culminated into this ugly, golden shoe.
Doesn't the gold on those shoes look spray painted to you?
That is going to crack when drying after the first bit of water splashed on them.
Yeah because he is broke in relative terms. Everyone thought it was really rich but it turned out he just lied about it all.
Where do I bid 2¢?